Ron Gooseson

Ron Gooseson was the 1st Postmaster General of the Union Postal Office. He is considered a legend among Columbians, at least those who have heard of him.

Background
Ron Gooseson was born in Colorado in 2560. He moved to Columbia City in 2579. He served in the Columbia-Pact War. Upon retiring, Ron Gooseson became a lobbyist in favor of a federal post office. When the post office was established in 2600, Ron Gooseson was appointed the first Postmaster General.

During his 37 year tenure as Postmaster General, Ron Gooseson established a cult of personality based around himself that persists to this day. Today he is considered a legend by the workers of the post office for his heroism not only in war but in a mail truck.

Personality
Ron Gooseson had a friendly personality when around other men. He would often share beer with his inferiors and he would go out of his way to vouch for their safety in the workplace. However, Ron Gooseson also had a short fuse and would brutally yell down anyone who would dare oppose his leadership.

Ron Gooseson was known for being a womanizer who would frequently treat women as if they were his property.

Trivia

 * Ron Gooseson's name is a reference to Ron Swanson, a major character of the American television show | Parks and Recreation